Limited, textured green-tile sunnies w/ dark green gradient lenses that are more exciting than an all-original mid-century bathroom. What insidious soap-scum secrets lurk deep within those grout lines? You'd scour this bathroom SO hard.

No Slip

We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while crushing any workout.

All Polarized

We use glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection that block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Retro

Square aviator frames that blend the past with the present, creating dangerous time paradoxes.